!!!STRICTLY PROHIBITED TO CHILDREN BELOW 18!!! Everyone has been spreading this stuff onto the facebook walls. So I decided that I'll review it. But it's not gonna be very long.
So it's not a spoiler :D
Anyways. This commercial is really erotic and sexually explicit-ed. But what the heck man...why would a guy like this have his dick in a hot woman like this?
Oops...I'm sorry you have to hear that. Now this is basically a parody of pornographic material. But it does not show any vagina or penises at all.
Even though it's actually really funny that instead of sperms, he's cumming out Skittles XD
What the heck! Is he some kind of superhero or something? Oh! Maybe he's Skittleman :D
And the way he says "It's about to cum(x2)" was really funny and he said it kind of quick. I dunno, watch the video and you know what I mean.
The face was really captivating, the way he reacts to doing an anal job was awkward. It's really indescribable and only can be described if you are actually watching it.
Now you can only watch this video if it has been embedded. If it's not, then ):
And he cummed a lot of Skittles out of his penis. But I actually think it's fake. He had a bottle of Skittles and he opens the cap.
But I'm not sure how it starts to shoots out. I just wish I was that guy who is doing an anal job to the girl.
Except that it's real sex. Nah I'm just kidding. I can't believe you would actually think I'm gonna do that.
But seriously, this girl is really hot. I don't get why a girl would wanna marry a freak like this. And get this: My penis actually steamed when I saw this O_O
In my life, it's one of the things that I've always wanted. A girlfriend with great looks. I usually wanna pick one up with...
1. Pretty/Hot/Sexy face 2. Long sexy hot tongue 3. Epic boobs 4. Great legs
I dunno. I'm just saying. But I think at one part, I saw his dick that's actually in her butt hole O_O
Maybe. I'm not sure. But anyways, I'll give this commerical a Like...
Oh my god, I wanna have sex! Just kidding.
Why would I wanna have sex? After all, I was just joking. Jeez...
But this commercial was actually banned because of the sexual content that was in it. You could only watch it here...or on vimeo... Yes that's the only site which has it available. Okay so don't forget to comment, share and get more viewers.
Yes yes I know, I think most of you are expecting me to review the latest episode that's released yesterday.
It's the story of Cyrax and Sektor. And this is awesome. Although, Sektor does not look like the way he's suppose to be. In robot form.
Cyrax is perfectly match to his character in MK9. But Sektor? No! He looks the same as Cyrax. He's suppose to look like this:
Yeah this is what he's suppose to look like in the Legacy episode.
The doctor must've failed at that. Jeez, I like this Sektor better than that.
Ah...but who cares, he still kicks ass though. Here's what he looks like in the Legacy episode:
Yes his mask looks very much like Cyrax's. Oh no wait, this screenshot isn't well taken. There's actually the rods at the back of the head. Here's a clearer one and high qualified:
Yes. As you can see Cyrax and Sektor look almost the same.
Except of course, Sektor is all red and blue and Cyrax is all yellow and green. I love the fighting scene the most.
Especially when Cyrax at the end, it's AWESOME! Here's a screenshot:
Yeah he walks with Sektor and then stop.
And looks back at the camera and his lens starts shining at the camera. Awesome...
And yes, they challenged Hydro. Hydro is one of the drones. Kind of like just a normal soldier robot with skills.
I like how he slices Hydro's head off. At first he sliced it but the head didn't fall off. A few wires and metal are still intacted.
And yes, he slices the neck with his wolverine claw thingy. I think they took that idea from Wolverine. And yeah, then Cyrax kicks the head off.
And what the heck! Did you see Sektor walking behind Hydro like he's waiting for Cyrax to finish Hydro off?
They're making Sektor suck a lot. Just by walking there being patient to wait for Hydro's death. Useless.
And Lol XD A glitch. This is not a game, what the heck. I never knew glitches can be in real life. This is probably like Iron Man 2 :D
And yes, I'd actually watch Iron Man 2 with my dad, mom and my sister. And jeez, the Grand Master is asian.
I'm not being racist. It's okay for the Grand Master to be an asian. And Sektor is freaking weak. He's a weakling.
Hydro completely owned Sektor. As Cyrax is more skilled than Sektor :D Well yeah, they work perfectly together. But Sektor is just helping out.
And what the heck is Kano doing here? Okay he is alive. But where the heck is his red eye? How did Kano ever get his right eye back?
Doesn't makes sense at all. Maybe it's under his skin. He just had to but a layer of skin and sow it onto the damaged part of his head. I dunno.
Maybe. And Cyrax's lens shine was like the shine on Modern Warfare's title sequence. Awesome.
And there is also episodes of Scorpion and Sub-Zero :D But Scorpion as always, never use his fire to attack Sub-Zero at all.
That's stupid.
Here are the two parts of the episode:
I actually didn't really like either Scorpion neither did I like Sub-Zero being in the Legacy episode.
Cuz' they look really suckish in the Legacy episode. Scorpion's wearing some kind of chinese fierce mask that doesn't even look like anything to me.
Could've the ribs like mask. Sub-Zero is alright. He did use lots of his ice in this episode. Sub-Zero rules.
Even though his mask is like rubber. And it sucks that it has to be made of rubber. Could've been aluminum. But that's way too heavy.
And Quan Chi looks like some kind of characters that comes from some fantasy movies like Harry Potter or something.
And no, I'm not gonna watch Deathly Hallows or whatever. Harry Potter is for nerds. Not me.
Anyway, yeah and Scorpion's kunai is attach to a rope, what the heck. I want a freaking chain. Well I dunno, I think it's because the chain would be really heavy.
So Scorpion wouldn't be able to swing that out. And say...
GET OVER HERE!!! ----------<>
Awesome.
Yeah so...it was awesome though. Even though I would like to see Sub-Zero freeze Scorpion. That would be like in the Kratos trailer.
Nice...
Yeah so I hope the next character I could see is Cyber Sub-Zero. Cuz' he didn't appear. Crap.
But I actually only like these two episodes. Well now I got nothing to say much though. So yes, that's it.
Remember to comment, share and get more viewers...bye :)
This is one of the best techno song I've heard. Now I'm not really sure if this includes the likes of girls...but some guys gotta listen to it.
Because of the techno beats that comes with it. And besides, I'm now listening to it. And it's freaking awesome.
And I also love the instrumental music. It's really awesome though. Sometimes, I didn't really care what the lyrics say, as long as this music brings to rock on!
And yes, it's vimeo. Youtube's didn't allow the embed code. What the heck man! That's like...the best quality they have there. And didn't even give a embed code.
I suggest them to enable to code. Please, I want that so bad. And this song rocks if you're wearing ear phones.
And also rolling the earpieces to the forward position when you're wearing it, to see what I'm talking about, click here
Yes, it's my fun fact...or tip to how to listen to music clearer and louder. And I recommend you follow that tip, it's not a bad thing.
It will just make the audio sound the best. I'm just saying, I'm not forcing you or anything. Really. Now I really love this song.
A lot. It just rocks to hear this thing moves. I'm not really sure why it's called Stereo Love...there's not really any Stereo in this video that's for love.
It's just the music. That's all. Not even a lyric in the music that says Stereo Love. So I'm not really sure.
But who cares...
This song gets you motivating. And yes, it's really captivating, or not. I dunno. Depends on what kind of person you are.
And no, I'm not saying you're a moron or an idiot. Or a dumbass or a jackass. No. And I'm not even being sarcastic.
Why would I be? For what reason? Anyways, I hope you enjoy this music video. And I think it's very common.
Almost everyone listens to this song. But there's a whole lot of other songs out there. That's about to rock your world! :D
I dunno, but I think headphones work to if you're listening to this music. Cuz' they're surrounding your ears so, that's good. Just hope you don't turn the volume to maximum.
Cuz' that's crazy, no one does that. Even if we accidentally led it, we usually take those damn things off our ears.
But my volume now is actually just 30%. And it's loud enough. Without the earpieces/headphones, it sounds like a soft speaker.
So never play loud audio cuz' that will cause your ear drums to burst O_O{boom}
Haha. Yeah. But seriously, never and I mean NEVER...try this. Or you'll be daft. Or you're trying to be stupid and all.
Anyways, I'm not gonna say much now. Don't forget to comment, share and get more viewers.
You know, I've used many computers...and they load alright. But not this computer, this computer is a piece of crap! Like whenever a video loads, after like...3,4,6 seconds, it loads.
I was like...what the heck man! Which I felt like saying what the hell but of course, I don't wanna say that. Which I just did, but that was an example!
Anyways, it's like 1 or 3 quarters of the video, it freezes or loads. The most irritating part is the beginning. When it loads the full video, it takes a long time to load it finish.
Or buffer as you might say. Sometimes this computer gives me the nerves. And you'll never understand how angry this makes me...
Not unless you have the same problem. And of course, I won't go "ALL CAPS RAGE!!!" and stuff. Which means I won't go frustrating or boiling anger to a computer.
But I didn't do anything, this computer has the mind of it's own. It kepts trying to freeze the videos or make them load slower.
It just stinks a lot. Really. Well, sometimes it wants me to wait, but I just don't get patient sometimes. But I'm not like this stupid angry german kid right here: Yes you guys probably known this kid dates back ago. And yes, this guy is psycho. But I told you, I'm not him. Neither will I be like him.
And okay, that wasn't too pleasant. Sorry you had to hear that :P
Yeah, I won't go like some kind of cocaine minor psycho and go crash the laptop or the keyboard.
I don't even know why I called AGK and cocaine minor psycho. But who cares really. I think if my parents watch this, they'll be naggy and stuff.
They think this isn't appropriate for teenagers or something, well yeah, it isn't. But if this is what I'm thinking, there's no point arguing.
Cuz' I would've the same thinking as they do. I think. I dunno, now when I'm writing this blog, the video just starts to go to normal mode.
Yes, I'm watching a youtube video right now and it's now loading and playing as normal. My computer has a low amount of disk space. I tried deleting the unnecessary files. B
But from now, I can't really delete anymore programs cause those are really needed for this computer. Without them, I can't do anything on the computer or on the internet.
So it's like when the video loads real slow, it really must be when I go to other sites...it continues playing.
If I don't start going to the other sites, it loads...so it must be when I start changing the url on the address bar.
Okay so I hope you enjoy yourself and don't forget to comment, share and get more viewers! And also, play School Invaders...
Alright you guys see this? Yeah! It's School Invaders. Now I'm not really sure if this game is popular...or it is, it's just one of them.
I wanted to put this up there because it's fun. Yes, there's an actual icon right there. You can click there right now to play it.
I create the School Invaders myself yes. And it was really impressive though, looks like a real site of a game that someone would go to :D
It took me a long time to finish the title. Cuz' I have to modify where the fonts folder should be in the GIMP.
Yes, the title was made by me with GIMP. I dunno, maybe it was half an hour to let me finish installing those fonts.
Anyways, this is a real great game...I love it. It's about this aliens that walks on nothing but their tentacles with a ball-like object at the tip of them.
And they had a round head but no body. And antennae(s) which also has ball-like object at the tip of them.
They basically look like this:
They have eyes that are sparkly. Why are they sparkly?
They're not cute. Oh yeah, some of them have the body of a worm.
And they have...pointed ears. Kind of awesome though. Although I think the ears would have a different structure.
Cuz' they're aliens, not humans or vulcans. Anyways, they invaded a school and there's this five kids who are stuck with them.
I'm not really sure where they got their guns. The first level you spawn with this bushy hair guy. That's white. And he clearly wears a green shirt with a yellow bag.
His pants cannot be seen and he's wearing white shoes. To unlock the second character, you have to go to your...
Ahh...but the game is not fair if I already told you what to do. But whatever it is, you have to find your second friend that has been tied up on a stick that is stuck to the ground.
Oh and you have to find the key and walk on top of the paper to get a tip. And bascially you'll lock the guy who a orange hair that's... curled up backwards on the fringe. And he has a red shirt and a green bag with white shoes.
And yes <---- This is what they look like together when attacking the aliens. And the next one is a guy with a spiky red hair. And blue shirt with white sleeves and a purple bag. White shoes.
Next is a black dude. With a yellow shirt and an orange bag. Bold...of course.
Then a cool nerdy guy. Has a green pointed hair that goes upwards. Dark green in color. Wears a light brown sweater and dark green bag.
And that's bascially it. You have to fight your way through the aliens in order to get from one kid to another. And make sure you have to key!
So yes, click on the icon above to play the game. Thank you. Don't forget to comment, share and get more viewers.
Things never went the best they could ever since my dad has returned from his long trip. From China. This weekend is well...terrible.
But not that terrible. What I meant to say that was... ever since Dad's been here, things never happened as the way they were planned.
Saturday was okay. After I came back from a gathering that usually happens every Saturday with my cousins and relatives at my gramma's house.
And when I came home with my Mom and my sis...then I took a bath. Then someone slide open the bathroom door and guess who it is...
My dad ):< I didn't expect him to came back. Cuz' when he comes back, things just went the way that I didn't want.
Well, I'm not saying I don't love my dad. I mean, we just can do stuff we like with my Dad around. We always had to go with his plan.
And yes, it's unfair. He's always asking me to take a bath faster. I hate it when he gives me 3 or 5 minutes to bath.
Cuz' that's just rape. I hate taking fast bathes, usually because you'll never know what part of your body you've forgotten to wash with the soap.
And he'll just turn the lights off if I exceeded the 3 or 5 minutes. I don't really care. I'm not even in the army yet.
That's one of the reasons why he wants me to be quick. So I think I gotta take the bath after he does. So this doesn't happen to me that often.
Another thing is, when I'm staying at home alone with my maid and gramma, I must take a bath around 9pm.
Or else I'm dead. Well, that's the worst part. I'm wearing home clothes and I might get a little dirty sometimes...and when I pee, drops of urine got onto my leg.
And I gotta wash it of course. Cuz' I'm not gonna go around with a leg filled with pee. And yes, skins absorb liquid.
Don't you guys know that? So I had to set my alarm clock to 21:13 which obviously means 9:13pm.
So that when the alarm rings, it's time for me to put stuff down and go take the bath. And when I'm done, I'm safe.
If I don't bath before 10pm, I'm confirmed to be the only guy who smells because I didn't took a bath before 10.
So that stinks when I'm going to bed. I had to not touch my pillow and my blanket. Cuz' that stinks.
Literally. And sometimes when I go to bed, he'll annoy the shit out of me. He is having his own fun trying to hit me with my pillow, taking my stuff and it's just the kind of thing that you think some bullies would do in your school.
He is bullying me and yet he says he's still playing with me. He thinks he can just get away with everything. And that's not what I call fair at all.
Doesn't even know what fair clean plays are. He plays dirty, that's right. He plays dirty.
I like my mom better. She's kind, she's friendly and not so naggy. Well...sometimes. My dad is always telling me stuff that I don't wanna hear at all.
And how would I know? This...I wouldn't tell him. Cuz' that the conversation will go on and on. As you can tell, I'm not very social to my dad.
Not very often. He's those kind of people who's like in a low level in class person. Who only knows what play is.
Which when it comes to studies, he doesn't bother to do it with me. But I'm a teenage now, I don't need his help. Except for mom, sometimes.
Usually people like me likes their mom very much. Cuz' they're kind loving than their dad.
I would love to study but I dunno why I didn't get my hands on them sometimes. It's not that I don't bother...it's just...ah...I dunno how to express it.
It's kind of indescribable to tell you. Anyways, my wish is that I wish Dad is on his business trip again and it takes the same long amount of time that he has on his previous trip.
Or longer :D But I dunno if this makes me really selfish and makes me think I hate him. I don't wanna hate him but he just makes me wanna.
I didn't do anything to him but he did. And can you believe it, after he bathes and I use it, he still gives me the time.
But lucky enough, he didn't turn the lights off and decided to not care about the time. That's good for me. I don't need that bastard irritate me everytime I take a bath.
Okay so this might make me a bad person and if it does, I'm sorry. I just wish things went well for me. Anyways, don't forget to comment, share and get more viewers.
Now I seriously love this figure alot. But I haven't bought it yet.
I hope so. I need my mom's money to have it.
Yeah I don't really earn that much money to buy stuff like that. We usually use our parent's money to buy stuff.
But she said even I play with this, it would be useless next time. She said that I'll just put it on my table and don't even play it more often.
The figures I have were actually ROTF figures. I have four of them. These are the figures that I have:
Yes it's awesome. I got one of the most favourited characters in the movie series.
Buster Optimus with mask deployed. I actually didn't buy the two figures. My uncle bought it for me. The box that it came with was this one:
It's the one that came from Takara Tomy.
This one, I recommend you have this one. It's so much wayyy better than the first figures released.
So? What's so good about this? They're awesome. Jetfire doesn't have that stupid dark blue and white spots and textures. He's completely black :D
But he's not thinner ): And Optimus has his face plate on :D That's the best. He doesn't really have those white linings surrounding the flames texture. It's dark blue :D
That really fits the texture. Anyways, let's get onto other figures. I also have my very first transformers deluxe class... Breakaway :D
This is very first ROTF figure. And also my very first transformer :D
I got it from a lesson Mom told me. My sister's laptop was at the living room. On the couch, I stab it with my leg and after a few seconds, Mom caught my legs.
She yell at me for doing that. Then later Mom had to go to the bookstore so I went with her. And that bookstore has the figure.
Until now, you won't believe it. That bookstore is still having ROTF figures in it's shelf. Even now it's DOTM taking over.
So I wanted Breakaway so bad that Mom approved my request. She bought me this figure so that I could learn my lesson to not do stuff like this anymore.
And I never did :)
I'm now more behaved, friendly and funny. Just like my cousins :D
Alright, nevermind. Let's get onto the last two figures that I have. Now it's the Legends class of Devastator.
Yes. It's this small bastard right here. I got this one instead of the Supreme Combiner Class type. And this one...Scrapper came off ): I think I dropped it and this happned :P
It sucks cuz' that figure rocks a lot. I really love that figure when I was 12 years old :P Till 13. In the store, there's actually a takara version of Devastator.
That has red face :D But today when we got to the store, I can't find it ); But it was there a few weeks ago. Maybe it's hidden behind some of the boxes.
Not really sure. Can't just take it like this, they stack a lot of huge figures together. It'll fall. But if anyone wants to buy it, I'm not really sure how they're gonna take it out of the stack ):
And worst of all, how am I gonna take it out of the stack D:
So yeah. That's bad. Anyway... >:O
Let's get onto the last figure, shall we?
The last figure I have is Grindor :D My favourite character, Grindor...Blackout's twin brother.
This is the best decepticon in my opinion. And I mean...the best.
Well, Shockwave and Megatron rock too. Starscream sucks...haha! Just kidding. He doesn't suck at all. And Devastator, Devastator rocks with his balls :D
Anyways, the reason I like this guy is because he has a clipper mouth or whatever you call it. And a nice head sculpt.
I love the blades hanging behind him. And they're just dangling behind him :D I love it. I've always played him in the ROTF game usually because he's my favourite.
Even though he died from Optimus ): But it's okay, he's a decepticon anwway. I love his voice in the ROTF game. Hope it's the same as Starscream.
It'll sound freaking awesome. I usually don't really like Frank Welker ever voicing Megatron. But because he use to voice Megatron in the G1 generations...I guess that's that.
I prefer Hugo Weaving to voice Megatron. Hugo you rock at Megatron's voice. Thanks :D
Anyways, yeah, this guy is awesome. Well...there's actually another figure but it's actually a KFC toy.
Crappy toy. My mom bought it for me before we watched it. It's probably a few weeks before I watch Transformers DOTM.
Here's it:
Yes it's this small...mini bastard of Ironhide.
Well I dunno. I think it was worth it, didn't really cause much money. Considering the fact that it was bought from KFC. It's 12.5 centimeters tall and...8.5 centimetres wide.
I dunno. But it's about there. And I can't get to measure him. Jeez.
This thing looks awesome but I'm above 13 and this stuff is way below my age. I dunno why Mom bought me this.
At the cashier. I just told her to look at it. Not buy it. Jeez. And I said that twice.
But it's okay. I really appreciate it I guess. After all, I think this is the best way to remember Ironhide. Cuz' Sentinel freaking killed him.
Yes, that di_ _ killed Ironhide. Betrayer. So I think I won't be disliking this KFC toy. As like I said, it would be a great memory of Ironhide.
R.I.P Ironhide, we hope the best of your revival. And hope that it will occur :)
Too bad the KFC toy doesn't really transform. Cheapskate though. But it's okay. It's made by them so I don't mind.
They're not that smart to make one :P
But yeah I think there are some other figures too. But I'm probably not gonna buy them. And I wouldn't bother even though I'm a really big fan of the transformers movies.
Yeah I'm just gonna go ahead and play with Ironhide's cannon :D There's a button beside it, you press it so that the cannon could turn.
Retarded-ly. It doesn't make a full spin. So it's okay. And the button gets kind of stuck so I had to give the cannon a gentle bump with my palm. With my hand palm...dumbass.
Sorry.
So yeah, it's not that bad.
And this is all I have to say...don't forget to comment, share and get more viewers.
