Haha guys you know, I've seen a thousand of songs and you know what's the worse? Justin Bieber? No, come on! It's Rebecca Black.
She's sucks too bad. I mean come on! What kind of person parties on every single Fridays? Who does that? Mostly on my fridays I wanna go home and sleep and study.
I dun party. Party is just too much. Why can't she have just one party? Why does she have to get so many parties?
What the hell is wrong with her? Okay. So let's start on the beginning. Okay, the beginning was like a piece of notepad that says Rebecca Black-Friday by Ark Music Factory.
You know, the name "Ark Music Factory" sounds kind of...oh I dunno, stupid? But I dunno why some people like the song.
It doesn't even get the music wanna go into your ear...does it? If yes, then... go away! Cuz' this is a hater post.
Alright, sorry. Anyway, the clock just runs ahead to 7am. And ya, I dunno why a girl would be so excited to wake up on Fridays.
She just gets excited on the WRONG time. She should get excited when it comes after school. After school, you can come in and chill at home.
Why waste your freaking time outside? Can't you just study? It's friday, so? Friday doesn't mean you need to celebrate.
There's still school next week. Jeez, I didn't think she knows what day school starts. Anyways, she goes on "I gotta brush my teeth, I gotta get some cereal, rushing on and on and on...". And ya that part was kind of a waste of time.
Even for her. Why is she still standing there opening her big mouth when everybody behind her is rushing. What the heck is she doing? Go!
Then there after that when she got to the bus stop. Waiting for the bus, she spotted her friends. And what the hell...what? Do your friends come to give you a ride to school.
Why can't you use the damn bus? What? Is your friend's car a bus? If it is then good. I dunno. I've never seen any teenager use a bus to go to school instead of the driver.
And the stupidest thing she's asking us. She was like... kicking in the front seat, kicking in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take??????
The back seat, stupid! Can't you see that the back seat has an empty seat? Are you blind or what? The back seat can hold 3 people.
What? You've ride with your friends in the car a hundred times, how could you not know which seat to take? You know that? If you wanna make your mind up, make it properly! Not like that.
Besides, I dun even think you have to make your mind up. Just sit on the back seats stupid!
Then ya, she goes on Friday, Friday.... like Justin Bieber's famous song- Baby. Ya that part sounded a lot like Justin Bieber's lyrics for Baby.
Then ya, she should've make a scene of her going to school. Who ditches school and went the rest of the hours going shopping and then goes to a party?
Okay, about her and her friends standing at the back...who freaking stands at the back of the car? Are they freaking dumb or what?
Or they just wanna commit suicide?Ya! No no, I'm just kidding. Alright ya, what if some sign hits their face? Actually ya, I find that quite that funny.
And I mean, ALOT! Wow, if it hits Rebecca Black? XD hahahaha!!! I'm gonna laugh out loud!!! I hope someone makes a YouTube Poop about that part. Of her hitting signs repeatedly.
Anyways. Ya who freaking stands at the back? GET BACK DOWN! You wanna get killed? Ya what the hell, oh! Do you see people standing on the back seat of a Mercedes car? No!
So dun freaking stand on a car you stupid girls.
You wanna get riped into pieces? Freaking sit down! What you dunno what I'm saying? Then you must be dumb...cuz' that's what you are.
Ya, DUMB! D U M B, DUMB! Ya you want me to spell that out for you? Oh wait, no, cuz' you're dumb.
And I dunno, why does she need to tell me that she has a friend on her right? I know you had a friend on both sides. What? Oh you think I'm blind? No!
Freak you if you say yes. Then again, she ask the freaking stupid question again. What do you mean what seat to take?
YOUR STANDING AT THE BACK SEAT YOU MORON! Can't you see that you're already sitting on a seat?
And ya, I know yesterday is Thursday and today is Friday. And get this guys. I actually posted THIS POST ON FRIDAY! YA!
I seem to write this post on the exact DAY! Can you believe it? Oh wait, why am I so excited? Shit me!
And what does she mean she's gonna have a ball? What? Is she going to the hospital and put a penis above her vagina?
Ewwww....why did I say that? Sorry. If you're trying to tell us that you wanna go to the bowling alley. Just freaking say so.
So that we know that you're going to the bowling alley. GET YOUR LYRICS RIGHT!!!
What do you mean you wanna get a ball. What? You want me to take a bowling ball and throw it at your face?
No. I won't do that. It'll cause a head concussion. No way, it'll be like throwing a piece of brick. A piece of brick? Wow that's even harder, it'll cause the person to bleed.
Ew no. And I know Sunday comes after Saturday. What? You think I'm dumb? I'll kick your ass!
And who is this black guy? He started "RB-Rebecca Black". What? Is he Rebecca's boyfriend or something? He's the sound manager or whatever.
People who works in this kind of job, DUN FREAKING GET INTO THE SONG!
You got that? Ya but why the heck are you cruising? What? Are you going to a carrier ship?
Well, I know he meant that he's driving comfortably in his seat. And why did you say back seat? No one is in the back seat. Who cares.
And what you mean fast lanes? What? You're trying to tell us that the lanes can move? What? Are concrete meant to move?
You idiot! How can you switch lanes when there's a car beside you? What you wanna die in a car crash? And I would think it's funny if someone uses Adobe After Effects to make a highway road and make that black guy switches lanes like a psycho.
Then somehow a tank manages to drive and crash him at the end. Haha XD I would LOL if I saw that.
And Friday is still a weekday. It's not a weekend! You stupid or what?
Now! To get back on Rebecca Black. Why is she freaking singing in the back like she's crying or something? This is not a song that's suppose to be miserable.
Do you even know what your song is about? I dunno, but if you wrote this song, you're freaking stupid! Ya she's like "Roar ri ra ro ro ro bo bi ba" at the background. XD haha!
This is a happy song, not a sad song! Get it right! Make more sense. And she freaking sings like she's an emo at the background or something.
But anyways. The only thing I gotta admit about her is that she's REALLY REALLY HOT!!!! Ya she's actually hot!
But she could've worn a better shirt to the party. She looks like a girl version of a nerd tucking in the skirt.
Okay but she's hot. And look at that tongue! It's like fat! Fat and flat! I dunno, I just wanna kiss her. After she gets Friday Friday words out of her mouth.
I dunno but I just want her. Just hope she doesn't request for a Friday song.
I know I just wanna make love with her. But ya, I dun her tone at all.
It's sounds...like the letter "E". Ya. Imagine her EEEE throughout the entire song. Haha! I would laugh out loud.
I dunno but she's actually hot. And pretty. I like her tongue. Sorry, I know, I'm a perverter. I dunno, is perverter a superlative for pervert?
I mean. Perverted. Sorry, I just like her tongue and all. :PPPP
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Hey wass up everybody? Sam H. Collends here. Okay. So I've seen the movie "Scary Movie".
It's one of those parody movies that you laugh about it everyday. Now, the first Scary Movie is a parody of Scream: The Movie.
Ya it's actually suppose to be funny. And uhhhh...the only part was that this movie was inappropriate.
There was some parts where there was sexual intercourse occuring. And I'm gonna tell you that THAT...IS DISGUSTING!!!
I dunno why parody movies this days are so stupid to put censored things...uncensored!!!
I was like...what the hell man.
Okay the end of this video gave me the laughs out. Ya! But ya, see what I'm talking about?
When the guy is peeing in the cubical. The killer put a stupid hole in the wall.
And then when he put his ear there. The killer(who was hiding behind the wall) touch his ear with that stupid piece of shit!
I dun wanna say what it is. It's sort of like the tube thingy that you use to pee. YAKK YUKK!!!Ya that's why, I HATE THAT PART!!!Really man, what the hell.
And then he tell the killer to do it again! And then the thing happened. The thing...WENT through his ear.
Look I dunno okay. So dun ask me for anything. Just watch the damn vid and you'll know what I mean. I hate that part, hate hate hate.
Okay. About the ending, ya the ending of this vid was the biggest and funniest scene.
The killer was sitting beside her and she didn't even turn to her right to see who it is. Wow I dunno. But if I go to the cinemas one time.
And a stupid black woman who kept shouting out loud. Like how she did in the video.
Also if there's a killer beside her and I can see that dagger, I seriously take that piece of pointy thing and stab her.
I dunno if I'll do it. You see, I'm not normally a violent person so...ya. I dun like blood and fleshy all over the place.
Especially like the movie Piranha 3D. Ya that make the crap come out of me. Shit! Why did I say that? I almost puke myself.
Anyway, ya there was one monk sitting right there and he was taking a samurai sword and he shouted... JACKIE CHAN!!!!
I fell off my chair and laughed continuously. No actually I didn't fell of my chair. I'm just saying. Oh my god, you gotta see the ending of this video.
It's funny.
Okay. So ya. This isn't much of a review anyway. I just basically wanna share what I think about this movie so uhhh... ya cya guys! :D
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2. Now open a new tab. 3. Then go to any websites you wanna shorten. 4. Right click and Copy. 5. Then return to http://bit.ly/ 6. Then paste the long URL there.
7. As you see, I've pasted the URL I wanna shorten. Then click "Shorten". And then the short URL will appear. Click "Copy".
8. Then there you have it. Then paste that URL where you want to paste to.
Okay. So I've shown you a tutorial of how to shorten a url. Here's a video of how this tutorial is done:
Yes. This is a video and hopefully it helps you very much. Now the screenshots I took is the new versio of http://bit.ly/ .
But it doesn't matter. That one is the old one. So ummm... WE HAVE A VIDEO!!! YAY :D
Ya so this tutorial is by PinnacleTech. Thanks to him, he has helped me to shorten URLs.
So ummm...okay so have fun shortening and URLs and see you guys next time. (; --->wrink eye
Hey guys. This is my review of another Air Crash Investigation.
This time, we're gonna be talking about Phillipines Airlines Flight 434. This is very much like a bomb on a plane.
Ya the story is based on a terrorist attack. Yousef, the terrorist who planted the bomb in the life jacket's pocket, was caught as the one who planted the well-assembled and examined bomb under seat 26K.
Yousef was one of the most highly skilled bomb builder in the world's history. He takes the components of the bombs so that it is easily passed through airport security.
He used explosive chemicals. I'm not sure what it is. I forgot. But ya, this is Yousef.
Ya, he looks very much the same like the one in this episode of Air Crash Investigation.
The actor who acts as the terrorist who planted the bomb on Phillipines Airlines Flight 434.
The above picture is obviously, he's real face. And ya, he's one smart bomb builder for a Pakistan.
Ya, this guy lives in Pakistan. And he started his mission from Manila. During the flight trip, he is planning to go into one of the lavatory in the aircraft.
And assemble the bomb with his Casio watch, bottle which contains explosive chemical disguise as a saline solution bottle, Eveready batteries, tapes, and some wires to attach to the watch and the bottle's hole.
Ya this are the main items that are used to assemble the bomb.
Okay now, te saline solution bottle is not the exact cover.
Sorry, I can't find any of it that matches the one in the episode.
Shitty. I can't believe that I couldn't find it at all. But it's okay. At least I have the items that helps you know what is planted together in the bomb.
But anyways, ya, the japanese guy who sat at 26K where it was occupied by Yousef the bomb 4 hours earlier when he left the plane with the bomb ticking under seat 26K 0_0
Ya and when he heard the bomb beeping loudly, he look down, turning left and right wondering what the heck is that noise coming from.
He didn't realise that a bomb is kept under his seat is 5 seconds away from it's detonation.
Then...everything went BOOOMMM!!!! The bomb exploded.
Causing the plane to turn right. It was a force. And it's very powerful. Then the ailerons, the one which helps the plane to turn, is not jammed by the force of the blast.
So the Captain had to decrease the throttles on the plane causing the 2 engines on the left wing to lose most of it's power.
Which is another way to turn the plane to another angle. Normally, this can only be performed when both ailerons are jammed on any emergencies.
Cannot be performed on a fine and well aircraft. It will be dangerous. So ummm... ya this is basically the story.
Oh! And you know the japanese who was sitting at 26K...died. Did you see that!? The body just exploded into half. The belly area which connects the stomach area to the legs where swallowed by the blast.
Ya you see the part where it has the rectangle and cross-cross pattern? Ya, that's the part which is gone.
I was like...what the heck. But at least it didn't happened to me at all. Of course.
But ya, I would LOVEEEE to get on any Boeing or Airbus plane. That would be the best part. I love getting to the airport and then onto a plane like that.
Anyway, ya. I think I've exceeded my limit. So here are the parts to the episode that I found on YouTube.
Okay. So uhhh...ya you can watch five parts of this episode. It's either you come back here after every part...or you just pick the part from the suggestion bar.
Well, I'm gonna post a tutorial on the next post. See you guys there.
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Now. I've watched this episode of Air Crash Investigation online.
I love this episode. Even though it's not about any crashes or emergency landings.
This is a hijacking. Ya, it's a hijack. And like they said, it was one of the most worse hijacking in the WORLD!
Now I dunno, there are still lots of terrorists who wanted to commit crimes and basically get killed at the end. I'm not too sure.
But anyways, ya the world...forgot this incident. I dunno, but I dunno why the pilots are using plastic transparent wiring to their ears and microphones on the bottom controls?
What the heck? What kind of pilot use this kind of radio to contact with the control tower?
They should be like this:
I've seen pilots use headphones like this a hundred times on Air Crash Investigation.
But anyways, that was a weird thing. I dun see any pilots using this damn communicating machine.
It's a piece of shit! I think it's better to use headphones. Headphones rock!
I also dun expect a terrorist would get trust with the crew. I was like...what the hell man. Terrorists...are the bad guys.
They dun cooperate with anyone. I dunno, this terrorists were a bunch of idiots. And uhhh...ya, I think they got their fall.
Anyways, the plane was alright. I dunno why the Captain didn't turn off the fuel gauge when they're still on the tarmac of the airport.
He wasted a lot of fuel. And I mean, ALOT! Could've just realized. Maybe the terrorists kept interrupting so much that he couldn't know.
I'm just lucky the crew is saved except for the 3 innocent people that got killed out of the plane. I just hope there's someone there to help them.
I'm sure nobody wants to die. I mean, who does that? Who wants to die anyway. It's a sad thing. Not unless it's for a sacrifice.
Ya, sometimes a sacrifice is for the greater good. Some people dyed in order to save lives. But themselves of course. Like I said, it's for their own good.
Even though, sacrifices are sad too. But I dunno what to say anyway. I love the people who I knew. Like my dad, mom, brother and sister.
Ya...
Oh shit! Sorry, I got off-topic. What the hell is wrong with me!? Anyways, ya, the plane was in perfect condition.
Except the windows, that was an honor. XD haha, I'm just kidding. For those of you who dun understand what "XD" means, tilt your head to the left.
To the left, to the left. :D I'm just kidding. Some people take Rihanna's song as a joke. I'm not sure, but I think it's Rihanna.
Okay so, ya there was one part where one of the GIGN fell off the stairways truck. I dunno, it maybe a shot that hitted their chest.
Ya there was one part at the end where one of the GIGN got wounded. But the surgery was successful. So yay!!!! :D
Now guys. There's actually a map for cs source based on the following episode. It's cs_vol_af8969.
This movie is awesome. I have this movie DVD. But it's in my file.
It's kind of like a photo album. Except that you put all the disks inside.
I actually have disc holders. But they're bigger than this <-------
Anyways, about the movie, it was okay I guess. It is definitely worth a movie. Ya I actually just wish Wikus turned into one of them.
It would ROCK to see him turn into one of them. Usually...it's better. For me, but he had to go back to his wife.
I dunno but I dun really like the ending at all. I just wish it ended like this:
Ya I love what HISHE done with this parody. It's so awesome.
Ya I prefer it when Wikus got off the machine and Chris Johnson(the alien) take it. And go around destroying humans with that Laser Gun.
Ya that laser gun was like powerful. I dun even know how the laser cause the body to explode. It's alien technology.
So I dunno. Why didn't Wikus turned into one of them? D: What the hell, I was expecting it to happen.
Well, Wikus did. But only his arm was turned into one of theirs. And the eye. And to tell you, that pupil is seriously BIG!
You can pause one part. Then you compare the Alien prawn's eye to his own human eye.
Holy crap, he's half-human, half-prawn. I love prawn aliens. Those aliens ROCK!!!
But there was one part at the beginning where they took helicopters to the ship hovering above the city.
I actually feel sad that Christopher lives Wikus behind. I didn't really expect that. Besides, where did they get the name "Christopher Johnson" anyway, huh?
Does Chris use to be a human? Or is that just a name Wikus gave him? I just wish Wikus get out of that suit and run to the shuttle where Chris and his son is.
Then woo hoo! Wikus is an alien! Ya! I actually think those aliens look cool even though they are violent when it comes to killing.
Did you see that? The ending, the aliens surrounded that guy who was trying to kill him with a beretta pistol. But then they started surrounding him and Wikus.
Ya then Wikus like crawl back a little bit and then did you see that part!? One of the aliens ripped his head off.
I mean like just...litterly pull his head and the flesh just came out like shit!
I dunno. Then there was also one part where one of the aliens kick the soldiers in the chest. And splash! The blood spitted out of the body.
And then I'm not sure. One of his limbs came off and the other soldiers pick it up and put it in a sack.
Ew....I dunno why it's like this. Well. At least this movie is better than Piranha 3D. Ya that movie sucks!
Sucks like a piece of shit. More like 10 pieces. I dunno.
But anyway, this movie should end like what HISHE did it with. I also wish 3 years later, Wikus turned into an alien.
Then when Chris came back with the rest of the aliens. Wikus met up with him to tell him how glad Wikus is.
But anyways, I prefer the HISHE ending. That rocked, alot!
And I love it when Christopher's son takes all the cat food and get away with it while all the cats chase him. He was smiling.
And I love what he said. It was like...tahalllllll. I know, it felt funny. Thanks HISHE! You guys rock the night.
Wait, it's not even at night XD. What the hell XD
But anyways the ending sucks in the movie. The should show us a prequel where Wikus is the alien. And pretty much, Chris came back to bring him with them.
So he could be one of them. To me, it's kind of like Avatar. When Jake offically become of of the Na'vi.
I hope the same ending happened to District 9 as well. Where Wisky offically become one of them except that he still can speak human.
I can't wait for District 10 to come out. I think there was one poster which said "They're Back. But they're not ALONE".
Ya I really wish District 10 came out. The aliens are still continuing to grow...then I hope there's one sequel that Wikus is one of them.
Come on District movie...make Wikus an alien. I dun want him as a human.
Oh well, I just wish there was a better ending. And I dunno, I kept repeating stuff in this review. Sorry, it's just that I wish Wikus is the alien and that him transform completely into one of them.
Oh well, I just love the HISHE ending. Thanks. Okay well, bye and thanks for reading this review.
