Scary Movie 1(2000) Movie Review

Hey wass up everybody? Sam H. Collends here. Okay. So I've seen the movie "Scary Movie". 


It's one of those parody movies that you laugh about it everyday. Now, the first Scary Movie is a parody of Scream: The Movie. 


Ya it's actually suppose to be funny. And uhhhh...the only part was that this movie was inappropriate.


There was some parts where there was sexual intercourse occuring. And I'm gonna tell you that THAT...IS DISGUSTING!!!


I dunno why parody movies this days are so stupid to put censored things...uncensored!!!


I was like...what the hell man.

 Okay the end of this video gave me the laughs out. Ya! But ya, see what I'm talking about?


When the guy is peeing in the cubical. The killer put a stupid hole in the wall. 


And then when he put his ear there. The killer(who was hiding behind the wall) touch his ear with that stupid piece of shit!


I dun wanna say what it is. It's sort of like the tube thingy that you use to pee. YAKK YUKK!!!Ya that's why, I HATE THAT PART!!!Really man, what the hell.


And then he tell the killer to do it again! And then the thing happened. The thing...WENT through his ear.


Look I dunno okay. So dun ask me for anything. Just watch the damn vid and you'll know what I mean. I hate that part, hate hate hate.


Okay. About the ending, ya the ending of this vid was the biggest and funniest scene.


The killer was sitting beside her and she didn't even turn to her right to see who it is. Wow I dunno. But if I go to the cinemas one time.


And a stupid black woman who kept shouting out loud. Like how she did in the video.


Also if there's a killer beside her and I can see that dagger, I seriously take that piece of pointy thing and stab her.


I dunno if I'll do it. You see, I'm not normally a violent person so...ya. I dun like blood and fleshy all over the place.


Especially like the movie Piranha 3D. Ya that make the crap come out of me. Shit! Why did I say that? I almost puke myself.


Anyway, ya there was one monk sitting right there and he was taking  a samurai sword and he shouted... JACKIE CHAN!!!!


I fell off my chair and laughed continuously. No actually I didn't fell of my chair. I'm just saying. Oh my god, you gotta see the ending of this video.


It's funny. 


Okay. So ya. This isn't much of a review anyway. I just basically wanna share what I think about this movie so uhhh... ya cya guys! :D


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Transformers 2 Game funny short

Now. I know this game is already 2 years ago. But I just wanna share this funny short I found on YouTube.

It's in multiplayer mode. And all the guys who are challenging each other are at first...walking in a row and walking like a gang.

And then the funniest part was that they somehow manage to kill each other using their fusion cannons(special attack) to kill each other.

The other way of them killing each other was that they all grouped together in a circle.

Facing one another. Then ching chong ding dong XD...

They get ready for their big fusion cannons and shoot each other. And then I dunno, there was this sound going off.

I heard it from some of the YouTube Poop vids and ya. When they get ready for their cannon and when it's building up, BOOMM!!!


It was like...what the...BOOOMMMMM!!!!! Ya sorry. No vulgarities allowed except for shit and...suck.


Ya I dunno why some people dun find it offensive this days. Like they just litterly say it sometimes.


So this is the video:

How to Shorten Your URL with bit.ly

Hi everybody. Today. I'm gonna show you a tutorial on how to shorten a URL. Ya I've seen people on facebook using short URLs.

So now, I know how to do it. Okay.

1. Go to http://bit.ly/

2. Now open a new tab.
3. Then go to any websites you wanna shorten.
4. Right click and Copy.
5. Then return to http://bit.ly/
6. Then paste the long URL there.

7. As you see, I've pasted the URL I wanna shorten. Then click "Shorten". And then the short URL will appear. Click "Copy".

8. Then there you have it. Then paste that URL where you want to paste to.

Okay. So I've shown you a tutorial of how to shorten a url. Here's a video of how this tutorial is done:



Yes. This is a video and hopefully it helps you very much. Now the screenshots I took is the new versio of http://bit.ly/ .

But it doesn't matter. That one is the old one. So ummm... WE HAVE A VIDEO!!! YAY :D

Ya so this tutorial is by PinnacleTech. Thanks to him, he has helped me to shorten URLs.

So ummm...okay so have fun shortening and URLs and see you guys next time. (; --->wrink eye

Phillipines Airlines Flight 434 Bomb On Board(Nat Geo) Review

Hey guys. This is my review of another Air Crash Investigation.


This time, we're gonna be talking about Phillipines Airlines Flight 434. This is very much like a bomb on a plane.


Ya the story is based on a terrorist attack. Yousef, the terrorist who planted the bomb in the life jacket's pocket, was caught as the one who planted the well-assembled and examined bomb under seat 26K. 


Yousef was one of the most highly skilled bomb builder in the world's history. He takes the components of the bombs so that it is easily passed through airport security.


He used explosive chemicals. I'm not sure what it is. I forgot. But ya, this is Yousef.

Ya, he looks very much the same like the one in this episode of Air Crash Investigation.


The actor who acts as the terrorist who planted the bomb on Phillipines Airlines Flight 434.


The above picture is obviously, he's real face. And ya, he's one smart bomb builder for a Pakistan.


Ya, this guy lives in Pakistan. And he started his mission from Manila. During the flight trip, he is planning to go into one of the lavatory in the aircraft.


And assemble the bomb with his Casio watch, bottle which contains explosive chemical disguise as a saline solution bottle, Eveready batteries, tapes, and some wires to attach to the watch and the bottle's hole.

Ya this are the main items that are used to assemble the bomb.


Okay now, te saline solution bottle is not the exact cover.


Sorry, I can't find any of it that matches the one in the episode.


Shitty. I can't believe that I couldn't find it at all. But it's okay. At least I have the items that helps you know what is planted together in the bomb.


But anyways, ya, the japanese guy who sat at 26K where it was occupied by Yousef the bomb 4 hours earlier when he left the plane with the bomb ticking under seat 26K 0_0


Ya and when he heard the bomb beeping loudly, he look down, turning left and right wondering what the heck is that noise coming from.


He didn't realise that a bomb is kept under his seat is 5 seconds away from it's detonation.


Then...everything went BOOOMMM!!!! The bomb exploded.


Causing the plane to turn right. It was a force. And it's very powerful. Then the ailerons, the one which helps the plane to turn, is not jammed by the force of the blast.


So the Captain had to decrease the throttles on the plane causing the 2 engines on the left wing to lose most of it's power.


Which is another way to turn the plane to another angle. Normally, this can only be performed when both ailerons are jammed on any emergencies.


Cannot be performed on a fine and well aircraft. It will be dangerous. So ummm... ya this is basically the story.


Oh! And you know the japanese who was sitting at 26K...died. Did you see that!? The body just exploded into half. The belly area which connects the stomach area to the legs where swallowed by the blast.

Ya you see the part where it has the rectangle and cross-cross pattern? Ya, that's the part which is gone.


I was like...what the heck. But at least it didn't happened to me at all. Of course.


But ya, I would LOVEEEE to get on any Boeing or Airbus plane. That would be the best part. I love getting to the airport and then onto a plane like that.


Anyway, ya. I think I've exceeded my limit. So here are the parts to the episode that I found on YouTube.


Click here to watch part:
1 2 3 4 5


Okay. So uhhh...ya you can watch five parts of this episode. It's either you come back here after every part...or you just pick the part from the suggestion bar.


Well, I'm gonna post a tutorial on the next post. See you guys there. 


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Air France Flight 8969 Killing Machine (Nat Geo) Review

Now. I've  watched this episode of Air Crash Investigation 
online. 


I love this episode. Even though it's not about any crashes or emergency landings. 


This is a hijacking. Ya, it's a hijack. And like they said, it was one of the most worse hijacking in the WORLD!


Now I dunno, there are still lots of terrorists who wanted to commit crimes and basically get killed at the end. I'm not too sure.


But anyways, ya the world...forgot this incident. I dunno, but I dunno why the pilots are using plastic transparent wiring to their ears and microphones on the bottom controls? 


What the heck? What kind of pilot use this kind of radio to contact with the control tower?


They should be like this:

I've seen pilots use headphones like this a hundred times on Air Crash Investigation.

But anyways, that was a weird thing. I dun see any pilots using this damn communicating machine.

It's a piece of shit! I think it's better to use headphones. Headphones rock!

I also dun expect a terrorist would get trust with the crew. I was like...what the hell man. Terrorists...are the bad guys.

They dun cooperate with anyone. I dunno, this terrorists were a bunch of idiots. And uhhh...ya, I think they got their fall.

Anyways, the plane was alright. I dunno why the Captain didn't turn off the fuel gauge when they're still on the tarmac of the airport.

He wasted a lot of fuel. And I mean, ALOT! Could've just realized. Maybe the terrorists kept interrupting so much that he couldn't know.

I'm just lucky the crew is saved except for the 3 innocent people that got killed out of the plane. I just hope there's someone there to help them.

I'm sure nobody wants to die. I mean, who does that? Who wants to die anyway. It's a sad thing. Not unless it's for a sacrifice.

Ya, sometimes a sacrifice is for the greater good. Some people dyed in order to save lives. But themselves of course. Like I said, it's for their own good.

Even though, sacrifices are sad too. But I dunno what to say anyway. I love the people who I knew. Like my dad, mom, brother and sister.

Ya...

Oh shit! Sorry, I got off-topic. What the hell is wrong with me!? Anyways, ya, the plane was in perfect condition.

Except the windows, that was an honor. XD haha, I'm just kidding. For those of you who dun understand what "XD" means, tilt your head to the left.

To the left, to the left. :D I'm just kidding. Some people take Rihanna's song as a joke. I'm not sure, but I think it's Rihanna.

Okay so, ya there was one part where one of the GIGN fell off the stairways truck. I dunno, it maybe a shot that hitted their chest.

Ya there was one part at the end where one of the GIGN got wounded. But the surgery was successful. So yay!!!! :D

Now guys. There's actually a map for cs source based on the following episode. It's cs_vol_af8969.

Click here to download the map

Ya that map was also the A300 standing at the tarmac of the airport. But I dunno, the stairways truck only connect to the RIGHT of the plane.

Man, why is there no song for to the right, to the right? XD hahahahaha

But anyways, this map is awesome anyway. I love it. And to tell you, the first, middle and economy classes doesn't look like the ones in the episode.

Shitty.

But anyways, here are some parts of this episodes that I watched on YouTube.

Click the links below to watch part: 1 2 3 4 5

Oh ya, and I watched another uploader on YouTube. And the quality was lower a little bit. Shit!

Aw man, now I gotta watch it again. This is a piece of damn! I can't believe a gave a damn.

Damnit! Bart damnit! But anyways, ya click the links part 1,2,3,4 or 5 to watch the entire episode.

Or simply just, click on the suggestion bar. Ok well, cya guys later!!! ^_^

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District 9 Movie Review

This movie is awesome. I have this movie DVD. But it's in my file.


It's kind of like a photo album. Except that you put all the disks inside.

I actually have disc holders. But they're bigger than this
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Anyways, about the movie, it was okay I guess. It is definitely worth a movie. Ya I actually just wish Wikus turned into one of them. 


It would ROCK to see him turn into one of them. Usually...it's better. For me, but he had to go back to his wife.


I dunno but I dun really like the ending at all. I just wish it ended like this:




















Ya I love what HISHE done with this parody. It's so awesome.


Ya I prefer it when Wikus got off the machine and Chris Johnson(the alien) take it. And go around destroying humans with that Laser Gun. 


Ya that laser gun was like powerful. I dun even know how the laser cause the body to explode. It's alien technology.


So I dunno. Why didn't Wikus turned into one of them? D: What the hell, I was expecting it to happen.


Well, Wikus did. But only his arm was turned into one of theirs. And the eye. And to tell you, that pupil is seriously BIG!


You can pause one part. Then you compare the Alien prawn's eye to his own human eye.


Holy crap, he's half-human, half-prawn. I love prawn aliens. Those aliens ROCK!!!


But there was one part at the beginning where they took helicopters to the ship hovering above the city. 


I actually feel sad that Christopher lives Wikus behind. I didn't really expect that. Besides, where did they get the name "Christopher Johnson" anyway, huh?


Does Chris use to be a human? Or is that just a name Wikus gave him? I just wish Wikus get out of that suit and run to the shuttle where Chris and his son is. 


Then woo hoo! Wikus is an alien! Ya! I actually think those aliens look cool even though they are violent when it comes to killing.


Did you see that? The ending, the aliens surrounded that guy who was trying to kill him with a beretta pistol. But then they started surrounding him and Wikus.  


Ya then Wikus like crawl back a little bit and then did you see that part!? One of the aliens ripped his head off.


I mean like just...litterly pull his head and the flesh just came out like shit!


I dunno. Then there was also one part where one of the aliens kick the soldiers in the chest. And splash! The blood spitted out of the body.


And then I'm not sure. One of his limbs came off and the other soldiers pick it up and put it in a sack.


Ew....I dunno why it's like this. Well. At least this movie is better than Piranha 3D. Ya that movie sucks!


Sucks like a piece of shit. More like 10 pieces. I dunno.


But anyway, this movie should end like what HISHE did it with. I also wish 3 years later, Wikus turned into an alien. 


Then when Chris came back with the rest of the aliens. Wikus met up with him to tell him how glad Wikus is.


But anyways, I prefer the HISHE ending. That rocked, alot!


And I love it when Christopher's son takes all the cat food and get away with it while all the cats chase him. He was smiling.


And I love what he said. It was like...tahalllllll. I know, it felt funny. Thanks HISHE! You guys rock the night.


Wait, it's not even at night XD. What the hell XD


But anyways the ending sucks in the movie. The should show us a prequel where Wikus is the alien. And pretty much, Chris came back to bring him with them.


So he could be one of them. To me, it's kind of like Avatar. When Jake offically become of of the Na'vi.


I hope the same ending happened to District 9 as well. Where Wisky offically become one of them except that he still can speak human.


I can't wait for District 10 to come out. I think there was one poster which said "They're Back. But they're not ALONE". 


Ya I really wish District 10 came out. The aliens are still continuing to grow...then I hope there's one sequel that Wikus is one of them. 


Come on District movie...make Wikus an alien. I dun want him as a human. 


Oh well, I just wish there was a better ending. And I dunno, I kept repeating stuff in this review. Sorry, it's just that I wish Wikus is the alien and that him transform completely into one of them.


Oh well, I just love the HISHE ending. Thanks. Okay well, bye and thanks for reading this review.


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See you in three years, alien.

Ya. Cool wallpaper huh? You can download it at http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/downloads

What I like about NCC Camp Steel

Now I have to say. This camp is not really what I like though. Cuz' I miss my mom and home.

I'm all clean now. Anyways, ya it's called a CAMP STEEL. I dunno why but it's kind of like their thing.

They usually think they'll immortal or something. Or as if they're hard steel. But really, steel is made with tons of iron materials. Steel is a big combination of iron. 

Ya the only thing I was looking forward is... sleeping, SAR 21 and going home. Lol. But there was one I love the most too.


But that thing I love didn't make me think of it. I never actually though that it'll be this COOLLLLL!!!

We get to wear this mask. It's sort of like those motorcycles races and the helmet look so cool!!!!!

Wow, they're like those helmets in this video:

Ya it's something like this. Not the terrorist, stupid! I mean the counter-terrorist.  


Ya it's something like this. Ya and I know, this Counter-Strike parody is fun. I love the Counter-Terrorist. He looks cool.


Ya well anyways, ummm...it was awesome. The only thing I dun like is that I can hear myself breathing and talking. The sounds go DIRECTLY into my eye.


Like as if there's a earpiece for both of my ears. But it's cool. We use paintball guns to shoot. It is like a war. And to tell you, IT'S SUPER COOL!!!!!!!!


I think I look super cool with that. I'm like behind this road barrel. And then I aim for some of the cadets on the other side. They are of course, the opponents.


I actually fired a few shots at some of them. I was like shoot shoot shoot, shoot.

I dunno, it feels adrenalin and exciting. IT'S TOO COOL TO RESIST!!!WOOO!!!!

I'm like a REAL counter-terrorist. WOO!!!
I wish we can wear this when we're testing out the SAR 21. WE LOOK AWESOME! With that.

 

Ya I know, it looks super awesome. Every time I hold that rifle makes me wanna make a skin of it for gamebanana.com 

It's so awesome if someone made a skin for this rifle. Ya the charging handle is below the scope. You need to bring it to the left and pull it back. 

I find it alright. That flipping feels so cool. Especially pulling the charging handle back. And also the re-loading, unloading and loading. 

Something like that. Man I love it! But nothing was actually found. But anyways, now I'm at home. And I'm happy. YAY!!!

Anyways, I wanna go do my stuff now. See you guys later!!! :D