Now I haven't been on this blog cuz' I'm having a seriously infected right eye.
Okay, I'm not referring to zombies. I meant my right eyelid was swollen. It actually swelled till the outline of the iris.
Ya. My bottom lid was swollen. It hitted both the cornea and the iris.
And of course, the sclera was covered with the bottom lid's flesh. I am still able to see but the eyelid makes it difficult to have the eye function normally.
My tears kept on coming out from my right eye. The left eye was okay. Until it got infected too. But still a good eye.
Only the veins on the left eye came up.
It was probably because I didn't know and use the tissue that I use for the right eye, and rub it on the bottom lid of the left eye.
Shit me! XDHahahahahahaha!!!!
Ya I find that funny.
BUT ANYWAYS!!!! That's not what I'm gonna be talking about today. Today, I'm gonna review another Air Crash Investigation.
This is about Flight 1951 Turkish Airlines. Boeing 737. And ya this episode... I didn't really understand much about it.
I kind of know what they were saying on the 4th part of the video but it was just hard to remember ):
Again, shit me!
Sorry. Let's focus onto what I was saying.
Ya it was probably a retard mode on the plane. I'm not talking about a person that is mentally retarded you retardists. Haha, it's a word I learnt from Peter Chao.
The plane alternator computer was sending out a warning signal to the pilots. They knew the problem but they refuse to fix it.
And yet it was a -8 feet. The captain didn't realise. He keeps pressing the horn cutout so that it doesn't distracts him while landing.
Ya. And the plane wasn't suppose to be in landing mode when it's not the right time.
And. He didn't notice that the red dots on the left side were already coming up. Warning him and a refusal was made by him.
So the Airspeed Low starts to appear on the middle computer on the front panel.
And they pretty much started to crash onto the ground near Amsterdam airport at the runway. Rescue workers were able to reach there fast in time since it's like I said, close to the runway.
But ya, just gonna let you know, this review's gonna suck. But anyways, I'm gonna give you parts of the episode that I found on YouTube. Yay! :D
Okay. Click on either 1,2,3 or 4 to watch each part. You can either come back to view the next part...or you can just go ahead and find it on the suggestion bar on the right on the video box.
This days YouTube has come to a whole new level with their new designed bars. Like when you click the "Share" button below the video box, this thing came up.
I mean, the box is real nice, now the picture I've shown you is obviously well, a 240 pixel picture. That means it's low in quality.
Cuz of the size that I adjust. If you want, you can just go to youtube.com and see any video you want.
And pretty much click the Share button and see in a better quality.
Alright. The other thing I wanna talk about is Peter Chao's new video. It's about Britney Spears.
Now when I say this, you guys can tell what I'm gonna be talking about. Ya, it's Britney Spear's song- Till the World Ends.
Here's the video:
This is funny! As hell. Okay maybe hell is not funny.
Anyway. I think this is another one of the most funniest Peter Chao video I've seen.
You know. Everything Peter Chao says is well, hilarious!!!
I like the part where Peter Chao is dancing in a sewer. Of course, the sewer you see there is fake. It's just an image taken from Google or other image websites.
Anyways, ya you'll know what I meant when you see the last part of the video.
But ya, that sewer part of Peter Chao's review was hilarious. IT'S FUNNIER THAN FUNNY!!! I mean, how could anyone not like this review here.
It's so funny! Oh no wait, I think I've already said this. Nevermind. Anyway, the other thing was when Peter Chao calls his dad.
And yes, that's not his real dad. That's Peter of course. He is just wearing what he thinks his father would look like when he is at work.
But anyway, ya the sewer part was the funniest of all. Like I said, it's funnier than funny. If you get what I meant.
Anyway.
Ya I definitely agree with Peter Chao. I mean, what kind of person goes to the sewer...when the world is falling apart?
I mean, who the heck does that? Oh what? Is this song for the movie 2012? If it is, then Britney Spears is being stupid.
Now, I've seen 2012. It's epic. Anyway, umm...ya what kind of person goes into the sewer to dance?
What? Do you want all that piece of shits falling on you? You want that? No right? Then dun go into the stupid shitty sewer to dance.
And I dunno, I saw the offical video by Britney Spears. That didn't even look like a sewer to me. You see those train tracks?
Ya what the hell, who goes into a train tunnel and dance? What the heck, you wanna become sliced up oven roll chicken? Wait, what's that? Haha!!! XD
Ya, you wanna get smashed by a big train. You want that? No! Well, there's one thing that comes into my mind. Imagine Britney Spears is singing halfway and she didn't notice the train coming.
Or heard. I dunno. But that's not the point. The point is, when she's singing halfway, the train went right pass her.
Oh my god, that's freaking funny. Okay, maybe I shouldn't be so cruel. Sorry. I dun want celebrities or singers to die like Michael Jackson.
Okay so uhhh... ya go check out the video and i bet you! You'll laugh your ass off.
Haha guys you know, I've seen a thousand of songs and you know what's the worse? Justin Bieber? No, come on! It's Rebecca Black.
She's sucks too bad. I mean come on! What kind of person parties on every single Fridays? Who does that? Mostly on my fridays I wanna go home and sleep and study.
I dun party. Party is just too much. Why can't she have just one party? Why does she have to get so many parties?
What the hell is wrong with her? Okay. So let's start on the beginning. Okay, the beginning was like a piece of notepad that says Rebecca Black-Friday by Ark Music Factory.
You know, the name "Ark Music Factory" sounds kind of...oh I dunno, stupid? But I dunno why some people like the song.
It doesn't even get the music wanna go into your ear...does it? If yes, then... go away! Cuz' this is a hater post.
Alright, sorry. Anyway, the clock just runs ahead to 7am. And ya, I dunno why a girl would be so excited to wake up on Fridays.
She just gets excited on the WRONG time. She should get excited when it comes after school. After school, you can come in and chill at home.
Why waste your freaking time outside? Can't you just study? It's friday, so? Friday doesn't mean you need to celebrate.
There's still school next week. Jeez, I didn't think she knows what day school starts. Anyways, she goes on "I gotta brush my teeth, I gotta get some cereal, rushing on and on and on...". And ya that part was kind of a waste of time.
Even for her. Why is she still standing there opening her big mouth when everybody behind her is rushing. What the heck is she doing? Go!
Then there after that when she got to the bus stop. Waiting for the bus, she spotted her friends. And what the hell...what? Do your friends come to give you a ride to school.
Why can't you use the damn bus? What? Is your friend's car a bus? If it is then good. I dunno. I've never seen any teenager use a bus to go to school instead of the driver.
And the stupidest thing she's asking us. She was like... kicking in the front seat, kicking in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take??????
The back seat, stupid! Can't you see that the back seat has an empty seat? Are you blind or what? The back seat can hold 3 people.
What? You've ride with your friends in the car a hundred times, how could you not know which seat to take? You know that? If you wanna make your mind up, make it properly! Not like that.
Besides, I dun even think you have to make your mind up. Just sit on the back seats stupid!
Then ya, she goes on Friday, Friday.... like Justin Bieber's famous song- Baby. Ya that part sounded a lot like Justin Bieber's lyrics for Baby.
Then ya, she should've make a scene of her going to school. Who ditches school and went the rest of the hours going shopping and then goes to a party?
Okay, about her and her friends standing at the back...who freaking stands at the back of the car? Are they freaking dumb or what?
Or they just wanna commit suicide?Ya! No no, I'm just kidding. Alright ya, what if some sign hits their face? Actually ya, I find that quite that funny.
And I mean, ALOT! Wow, if it hits Rebecca Black? XD hahahaha!!! I'm gonna laugh out loud!!! I hope someone makes a YouTube Poop about that part. Of her hitting signs repeatedly.
Anyways. Ya who freaking stands at the back? GET BACK DOWN! You wanna get killed? Ya what the hell, oh! Do you see people standing on the back seat of a Mercedes car? No!
So dun freaking stand on a car you stupid girls.
You wanna get riped into pieces? Freaking sit down! What you dunno what I'm saying? Then you must be dumb...cuz' that's what you are.
Ya, DUMB! D U M B, DUMB! Ya you want me to spell that out for you? Oh wait, no, cuz' you're dumb.
And I dunno, why does she need to tell me that she has a friend on her right? I know you had a friend on both sides. What? Oh you think I'm blind? No!
Freak you if you say yes. Then again, she ask the freaking stupid question again. What do you mean what seat to take?
YOUR STANDING AT THE BACK SEAT YOU MORON! Can't you see that you're already sitting on a seat?
And ya, I know yesterday is Thursday and today is Friday. And get this guys. I actually posted THIS POST ON FRIDAY! YA!
I seem to write this post on the exact DAY! Can you believe it? Oh wait, why am I so excited? Shit me!
And what does she mean she's gonna have a ball? What? Is she going to the hospital and put a penis above her vagina?
Ewwww....why did I say that? Sorry. If you're trying to tell us that you wanna go to the bowling alley. Just freaking say so.
So that we know that you're going to the bowling alley. GET YOUR LYRICS RIGHT!!!
What do you mean you wanna get a ball. What? You want me to take a bowling ball and throw it at your face?
No. I won't do that. It'll cause a head concussion. No way, it'll be like throwing a piece of brick. A piece of brick? Wow that's even harder, it'll cause the person to bleed.
Ew no. And I know Sunday comes after Saturday. What? You think I'm dumb? I'll kick your ass!
And who is this black guy? He started "RB-Rebecca Black". What? Is he Rebecca's boyfriend or something? He's the sound manager or whatever.
People who works in this kind of job, DUN FREAKING GET INTO THE SONG!
You got that? Ya but why the heck are you cruising? What? Are you going to a carrier ship?
Well, I know he meant that he's driving comfortably in his seat. And why did you say back seat? No one is in the back seat. Who cares.
And what you mean fast lanes? What? You're trying to tell us that the lanes can move? What? Are concrete meant to move?
You idiot! How can you switch lanes when there's a car beside you? What you wanna die in a car crash? And I would think it's funny if someone uses Adobe After Effects to make a highway road and make that black guy switches lanes like a psycho.
Then somehow a tank manages to drive and crash him at the end. Haha XD I would LOL if I saw that.
And Friday is still a weekday. It's not a weekend! You stupid or what?
Now! To get back on Rebecca Black. Why is she freaking singing in the back like she's crying or something? This is not a song that's suppose to be miserable.
Do you even know what your song is about? I dunno, but if you wrote this song, you're freaking stupid! Ya she's like "Roar ri ra ro ro ro bo bi ba" at the background. XD haha!
This is a happy song, not a sad song! Get it right! Make more sense. And she freaking sings like she's an emo at the background or something.
But anyways. The only thing I gotta admit about her is that she's REALLY REALLY HOT!!!! Ya she's actually hot!
But she could've worn a better shirt to the party. She looks like a girl version of a nerd tucking in the skirt.
Okay but she's hot. And look at that tongue! It's like fat! Fat and flat! I dunno, I just wanna kiss her. After she gets Friday Friday words out of her mouth.
I dunno but I just want her. Just hope she doesn't request for a Friday song.
I know I just wanna make love with her. But ya, I dun her tone at all.
It's sounds...like the letter "E". Ya. Imagine her EEEE throughout the entire song. Haha! I would laugh out loud.
I dunno but she's actually hot. And pretty. I like her tongue. Sorry, I know, I'm a perverter. I dunno, is perverter a superlative for pervert?
I mean. Perverted. Sorry, I just like her tongue and all. :PPPP
Alright sorry about that, remember. Comment, share and get more viewers!!!
Hey wass up everybody? Sam H. Collends here. Okay. So I've seen the movie "Scary Movie".
It's one of those parody movies that you laugh about it everyday. Now, the first Scary Movie is a parody of Scream: The Movie.
Ya it's actually suppose to be funny. And uhhhh...the only part was that this movie was inappropriate.
There was some parts where there was sexual intercourse occuring. And I'm gonna tell you that THAT...IS DISGUSTING!!!
I dunno why parody movies this days are so stupid to put censored things...uncensored!!!
I was like...what the hell man.
Okay the end of this video gave me the laughs out. Ya! But ya, see what I'm talking about?
When the guy is peeing in the cubical. The killer put a stupid hole in the wall.
And then when he put his ear there. The killer(who was hiding behind the wall) touch his ear with that stupid piece of shit!
I dun wanna say what it is. It's sort of like the tube thingy that you use to pee. YAKK YUKK!!!Ya that's why, I HATE THAT PART!!!Really man, what the hell.
And then he tell the killer to do it again! And then the thing happened. The thing...WENT through his ear.
Look I dunno okay. So dun ask me for anything. Just watch the damn vid and you'll know what I mean. I hate that part, hate hate hate.
Okay. About the ending, ya the ending of this vid was the biggest and funniest scene.
The killer was sitting beside her and she didn't even turn to her right to see who it is. Wow I dunno. But if I go to the cinemas one time.
And a stupid black woman who kept shouting out loud. Like how she did in the video.
Also if there's a killer beside her and I can see that dagger, I seriously take that piece of pointy thing and stab her.
I dunno if I'll do it. You see, I'm not normally a violent person so...ya. I dun like blood and fleshy all over the place.
Especially like the movie Piranha 3D. Ya that make the crap come out of me. Shit! Why did I say that? I almost puke myself.
Anyway, ya there was one monk sitting right there and he was taking a samurai sword and he shouted... JACKIE CHAN!!!!
I fell off my chair and laughed continuously. No actually I didn't fell of my chair. I'm just saying. Oh my god, you gotta see the ending of this video.
It's funny.
Okay. So ya. This isn't much of a review anyway. I just basically wanna share what I think about this movie so uhhh... ya cya guys! :D
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2. Now open a new tab. 3. Then go to any websites you wanna shorten. 4. Right click and Copy. 5. Then return to http://bit.ly/ 6. Then paste the long URL there.
7. As you see, I've pasted the URL I wanna shorten. Then click "Shorten". And then the short URL will appear. Click "Copy".
8. Then there you have it. Then paste that URL where you want to paste to.
Okay. So I've shown you a tutorial of how to shorten a url. Here's a video of how this tutorial is done:
Yes. This is a video and hopefully it helps you very much. Now the screenshots I took is the new versio of http://bit.ly/ .
But it doesn't matter. That one is the old one. So ummm... WE HAVE A VIDEO!!! YAY :D
Ya so this tutorial is by PinnacleTech. Thanks to him, he has helped me to shorten URLs.
So ummm...okay so have fun shortening and URLs and see you guys next time. (; --->wrink eye
Hey guys. This is my review of another Air Crash Investigation.
This time, we're gonna be talking about Phillipines Airlines Flight 434. This is very much like a bomb on a plane.
Ya the story is based on a terrorist attack. Yousef, the terrorist who planted the bomb in the life jacket's pocket, was caught as the one who planted the well-assembled and examined bomb under seat 26K.
Yousef was one of the most highly skilled bomb builder in the world's history. He takes the components of the bombs so that it is easily passed through airport security.
He used explosive chemicals. I'm not sure what it is. I forgot. But ya, this is Yousef.
Ya, he looks very much the same like the one in this episode of Air Crash Investigation.
The actor who acts as the terrorist who planted the bomb on Phillipines Airlines Flight 434.
The above picture is obviously, he's real face. And ya, he's one smart bomb builder for a Pakistan.
Ya, this guy lives in Pakistan. And he started his mission from Manila. During the flight trip, he is planning to go into one of the lavatory in the aircraft.
And assemble the bomb with his Casio watch, bottle which contains explosive chemical disguise as a saline solution bottle, Eveready batteries, tapes, and some wires to attach to the watch and the bottle's hole.
Ya this are the main items that are used to assemble the bomb.
Okay now, te saline solution bottle is not the exact cover.
Sorry, I can't find any of it that matches the one in the episode.
Shitty. I can't believe that I couldn't find it at all. But it's okay. At least I have the items that helps you know what is planted together in the bomb.
But anyways, ya, the japanese guy who sat at 26K where it was occupied by Yousef the bomb 4 hours earlier when he left the plane with the bomb ticking under seat 26K 0_0
Ya and when he heard the bomb beeping loudly, he look down, turning left and right wondering what the heck is that noise coming from.
He didn't realise that a bomb is kept under his seat is 5 seconds away from it's detonation.
Then...everything went BOOOMMM!!!! The bomb exploded.
Causing the plane to turn right. It was a force. And it's very powerful. Then the ailerons, the one which helps the plane to turn, is not jammed by the force of the blast.
So the Captain had to decrease the throttles on the plane causing the 2 engines on the left wing to lose most of it's power.
Which is another way to turn the plane to another angle. Normally, this can only be performed when both ailerons are jammed on any emergencies.
Cannot be performed on a fine and well aircraft. It will be dangerous. So ummm... ya this is basically the story.
Oh! And you know the japanese who was sitting at 26K...died. Did you see that!? The body just exploded into half. The belly area which connects the stomach area to the legs where swallowed by the blast.
Ya you see the part where it has the rectangle and cross-cross pattern? Ya, that's the part which is gone.
I was like...what the heck. But at least it didn't happened to me at all. Of course.
But ya, I would LOVEEEE to get on any Boeing or Airbus plane. That would be the best part. I love getting to the airport and then onto a plane like that.
Anyway, ya. I think I've exceeded my limit. So here are the parts to the episode that I found on YouTube.
Okay. So uhhh...ya you can watch five parts of this episode. It's either you come back here after every part...or you just pick the part from the suggestion bar.
Well, I'm gonna post a tutorial on the next post. See you guys there.
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