German Speed Bump Prank.

Oh you guys gotta see this. This is hilarious. A german citizen puts a bouncing speed bump. When he stands on it, it won't bounce off. 


But wait till a car comes in the way. And you won't believe what just happen! The bump bounced and the car turning round and round in the air and crashed.


Now, I dunno what's wrong with people this days. I mean, what's the point of putting a bouncing speed bump at the middle of the road?


You call this a prank? A prank doesn't involve any lifes to be lost. Oh! I think that man is gonna be in a big trouble. Worst, go to jail.


I dunno. But just watch the video displayed above.

Star Trek XI(2009) Movie Review

Ya my review of the 2009 movie Star Trek XI came up real late. Sorry about that. Cuz' this blog wasn't even created in 2009.

So this movie rocks! And actually it's a lot more awesome than any other movies I've seen so far. Except for Transformers. It's the same kind of awesomeness that is in Star Trek.

Anyways, I love the USS Enterprise and all the starships that you see in the movie.

So the Enterprise is the most awesome ship I've seen. So much better than any other space movie I've seen so far. No offence to Star Wars. But that's not the point.


The Enterprise looks better than the old ones. THE OLD ONES SUCK! THE TOS Enterprise SUCK! Sorry. 


But anyways, the movie was awesome. I like the warp travelling in the movie. This are some of the videos of Enterprise, starships, Jellyfish and the Narada Warping. 





Narada and Jellyfish Warping(Sorry, embedding was disabled by request)





You know, I can't believe it. That video of the Narada and Jellyfish warping scene was disabled. As you can see.

Stupid request. Why would you wanna disable it? It's such an awesome video. And the quality i BADASS! Well, it's DVD quality but it still rocks.

Anyway, The Narada was like a bunch of spikes pointing outwards and inwards. I dunno how Romulans built the ship. It must've took a very long time to do it. Like years or centuries. I dunno. I thinkit's tje largest ship in the universe or something.

Maybe but this is just a movie. So the Narada doesn't exist of course. I'm not crazy, even though I'm a fan of Star trek.

It was designed to be massive and menacing. When it gets infront of people's eye they're like... "Oh my god".

Lol, I know right? And yet the ship is a she. Everything is called a she. Why isn't there a he, huh? It is becuase of mother-nature? Well, tell you what, mother-nature is on earth, NOT SPACE!

If you want mother-nature, GO TO EARTH! Which we are. Lol, imagine how I would say it if I talk to you guys in-person.

Anyways, you guys know the red matter right? The tech that is use to create a blackhole. I dunno why they need six or five containers of it to destroy a planet.

Each container contains only ONE drop. And when the Jellyfish hit the Narada, it's THE ENTIRE RED MATTER.

So what? You'll telling me that the Narada is bigger than a planet. DREAM ON about this and it'll never come true.

Why would you want something so chaotic to happen? I just dun get it. And I dunno why Warp Cores would help them to push them away from the black hole.

The Warp cores are suppose to help the Enterprise's engines to go at maximum warp. I dunno but they need that to push them away from the black hole. That scene was REAL AWESOME.

Captain Kirk has a proud father who's dead. Ya I wish his Dad survived. But because of that stupid Auto-Pilot function which was destroyed by the Narada at the beginning of the movie.

He's not able to do it. I dunno. But it's a good thing this movie has an awesome ending. Okay, so I've written long enough so um...
LIVE LONG...AND PROSPER!

tf3 trailer needs

I had to wait for another Transformers: Dark of the Moon trailer to come up. This trailer? I've seen it MANY times already. And I dunno why they still haven't post a single new transformers 3 trailer on YouTube. 


I did check their website but the second trailer haven't came up yet. The teaser is kind of cool, yes! But the only thing that's not cool is that there is no new trailer yet!


They should be able to catch some footage and make a good trailer and on and on. Man! DAMNIT! What's WRONG with people!?


I dunno but I just want a new trailer so bad. This movie's gonabe a big hit in theaters and...O THE WORLD!!!


I just hope that this movie get's everyone's heart started beating once the movie start and get ready for the GREAT MOVIE!YA!


I dunno. But I just can't wait to seat in the seats in the theater to watch the BIG MOMENT on 1st July 2011. Well, I just hope new trailers come up on YouTube and soon enough...I'll be able to enjoy it.

Tissues with the Issues

I forgot to tell you guys this yesterday so this is a post which is...sort of disgusting. But not very. Anyways, this occured yesterday.

I dunno why my school still doesn't wanna put toilet rolls in the cubicals. The reason why they dun have it is because of what happened last year.

The students kept taking pieces of tissue rolls, wet them and throw into the occupied cubical which their friend is in it.

They probably wanna do it for fun or wanna use it.

Another thing is, students climb to the toilet bowl with the seat closed with the panel that's covering the hole. Of course.

Then they climb on the container at the back of seat. And see what's going on. That's really disgusting and stupid.

What if there's poop on the seat. Dirty students. I dunno what the hell is wrong with guys this days. Stupid.

The issue is:

When you wanna poop real bad and urgent, like when you have diarrhoea or stomachache, you need that huge piece of dump out of your butt-hole real bad that you just want the pain to go away.

Just make sure you dun make a big dump on your boxers or underwears. I think I should bring some disposable underwears.

Just incase I pooped in it. Peter Chao told us this when he uploaded a vid of BACK TO SCHOOL. You maybe able to find it on his channel.

Peter Chao's Youtube channel

Or bring a toilet roll and put it in your bag from home. That way you won't run the entire school just to find a cubical with a toilet roll.

Anyways, I gotta go check out peter chao's new vid. BYE!

Girls...

Okay well, now this is just a post. And anyway, I have to admit, some girls I see around me everyday is hot. And okay. It's a guy thing. And it's not a gay thing. 

Gay - 1. a person who is attracted to another person who has the same sex
2. Bright 3. Happy

So dun mess up what the dictionary says. Or else you'll go stupid.


Here's a proof!!!

Anyways. Some guys are attracted to girls too so dun say I'm gay. Click "Here's a proof!!!" button above. Now here's the thing. 

What a guy sees is a woman and their hot face. Most important, their boobs. I mean, how did those things get so big. How!? But not that big, it'll get the attention of girls off boys' eyes. And mind. 

I mean like until the one quarter of the rib inside their body. Imagine how big the rib is. Well, girls can't be TOO skinny or else it's disgusting. They need to get a little bit fatter on the stomach muscle so the rib is not visible from the outside.


But of course, no rib, no lungs. Lungs are just like this soft organ in your body. Pretty much like jelly but more meaty. And will not break easily. Like our brain too. 


Anyways, girls should look better with boobs. Not those with no boobs. Just a flat chest like how we guys look like. Or flat boobs, THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING OF ALL!!!YUK THAT SUCKS!!!

Look at the beauty man! Girls never look awesome with a pretty face. I mean, seriously! Guys gotta first see their face before seeing their boobs. That way, a girl is attractive with a pretty face and boobs.

Now try skipping the pic if you're not that old depend on age limit. Anyways, I gotta end this post and go play cs:s beta. CYA LATER!(:

Reaching home problem

Not very often, I have this problem whenever I reached home. It's like, when I reached the front gate of my house.

I had this gate cuz we dun have a garage.  And the big space is for cars to park. Anyways, I dun like the fact that no one's at home when I reach there.

This happened like today. When I reached home, I pressed the doorbell for like...7 times and nobody answered. The house is looks secured.

I always dun have to wait for someone to help me open the damn gate. The gate's about 2 metres  high. And I can still climb it.

 Ya it's something like that. And to climb, I had to put my hands on one of the flat rectangular slots. Put my leg onto the two square holes and then put both hands on top of the gate.

And I really hate touching the top of the gate. Cuz it's got a lot of ashes and stuff like that on my hands.

So I put my left leg to the other side of the gate. And to tell you, I was lucky that I didn't hurt my testicles. That was ON the top of the gate with legs on each side.

Anyways, then my hands touch on the gate. One on my front, another on my back. Now, I'm not that flexible. I just rotate the joint a little to the back.

And then get the other leg to the other side and onto the square holes. And pretty much I just jump down onto the ground. It was a few centimetres high so I had no worries.

I didn't brake my leg either not unless the gate is huge or something. Anyways, I would NOT wanna do that again. Cuz the ashes blackens my hands and I dun like that. Yuk!

So I just took a bath and the ashes got off when I scratch them. Yay! Now I had to go do some stuff and all. Cya later!!!

Stuart Little(2002) Review

I've watched Stuart Little and... I like the story. You see, all Stuart wanted in this movie was an adventure. 

Well, probably didn't choose the right one but uh... it's worth it! Ya I still dun get why Snowbell is the only one who's face is not completely animated. 


I mean, if you've watched the film before, you can see that Stuart, The Falcon, Monty and Margalo is animated.

Snowbell's only has his mouth moving. Well, he's the first character Stuart interferes with so uh...too bad.

Or maybe Snowbell is too furry so they can't figure out how to animate him. But I've seen the first movie. 

They should have chosen a white cat or something to match the name, "Snowbell".

MOVIE DOWNLOADING PROBLEM

Now, I downloaded this program called "Funshion". I dunno if I've told you guys before on my blog. It's just this program when you download the program.

You go there and can find all the movies you want. Pretty much like an online movie site. But this one is much easier. You just click on the movie you want, then click play.

Slowly it'll download for you while it's playing.

Anyways, the problem is... everytime I had to delete some movies that I don't want or need to. And that's just a rip-off, cuz' I wanna keep them.

Probably cuz of that stupid tiny ram in my cpu. No offence little guy. And sometimes the computer always come up with a warning that I have low disk space.

I had to go to the add or remove programs and remove some of the recently installed programs...

This computer was bought from my mom's office. And someone didn't clear it before they give it to me. So let's face it! It's way too late now, I've downloaded like lots of files and stuff.

What's the point of just...letting it go, it's what the computer needs. Or else it'll go haywire. I dunno. Bu I think what it really needs is a big amount of space to go with.

And dun blame it's my fault, it's the person's fault who use this. He doesn't wanna use it anymore and he didn't even remove the programs that are not necessary.

I dunno but I hope I know what I'm doing.